v-jay-jay

What Opra has named her vagina. It saves her the embarressment of actually saying "vagina". It is also something her long-time boyfriend, Stedman, hasn't seen in a while.

Opra's v-jay-jay prabably smells like moldy Stedman, and is filled with cobwebs.

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swiping the v card

Taking a girl's virginity

"Yeah, he's gonna swipe her v card."

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piska v popku

a traditional russian sexual position used in lots of russian porno movies. Means to make love in the ass

Julia:i think we should try piska v popku today...
Vadim: Sure babe..that crazy russian porno movie made e horny...LETS DO IT!!!
Julia:oh....ya...

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V C R

Visual Cocaine Residue!!!

Hey man, you have some V C R around your nose!!!

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v-day bj

it's really the best thing to give a man on valentine's day. total cost = $0

Bob gave me a diamond ring yesterday, and i reciprocated with a v-day bj.

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Dirty Daniel V

The act of fucking a goth chick and than telling her to commit suicide. So that when she is indeed dead you can take a shit on her face and fuck her again whilst she is dead.

Hey bro what happened to that one goth chick named Kirana?

I gave her a Dirty Daniel V last night.

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b my v

Shortened form of 'bang my vagina'. The female version of s my d, or suck my dick.

Guy: S MY D!
Girl: B MY V!

Guy #2: Well you can just go suck a dick.
Girl #2: Only if you'll b my v.

Megan: You know what I really want to do?
Stephanie: B my V?

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