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The animal mascot of the awkward moment.
When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature known as awkward turtle.
Oh my god, so I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphillis... it was mad awkward turtle
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The result of pooping into a condom and proceeding to engage in intercourse.
Don and I had a wonderful round of coitus last night! His turtle sweater kept things moist!
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a giant poop that has also been peed upon in an alleyway
guy 1: ewww what is THAT
guy 2: that my friend is a golden turtle
guy 1: dude that is sick
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When you pull your scrotum up over your balls and part of your penis shaft - resembles a softshell turtle. Used to intimidate new people in male-dominated work places like the military, construction, red-neck organizations. Can also be used if sexual partner is into reptiles or body parts being manipulated into interesting shapes.
Hey new guy, wanna see my softshell turtle?
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the head of a small animal known as a 'turtle'. Jesus, how obvious was that?
Billy went to the zoo and saw a turtle. Suprisingly, it had a head.
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Similar to Prarie Dogging but when you and several other people really got to shit and have to wait for the bathroom.
"Aww man yesterday we went to this mexican place and after we totally had a turtle party at John's house"
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