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The epitome of garbage normie humor, who’s somehow supppsed to be funny, simply because of a lame, also garbage, Snapchat filter she uses. People who find her funny, honestly shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
Normie:“Hey check out this funny Help Helen Smash video.”
Me, a person with actual brain cells:“You see I’d be inclined to look at it, but unfortunately I’m allergic to comedic intellect below 2nd grade level.”
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When a playa gets all up and wasted at a hot soire anh is pushin up on all the supa dope fine honeys.
Girl to friend: the party was john blaze and jumpin until Levi tried to play smash n grab on me..
Friend:Damn Gurrl.........
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Smackun yo bitches teeth up with yer dickhead. Tombstone Tappin
She tried to talk but instead I chose to Smash the Pearly Gates with my indefatigable ram-rod.
Giving someone the permission of unlimited sex until you are tired if it and the pass is revoked. Sex without strings or friendship. Sex anywhere anytime.
I don't really like him but I gave him an unlimited smash pass.
A game in which one person chooses 3 people.. (could be fictional characters, celebs or people they know in real life).. in which they would pick who to FLASH their naked body.. only for the eyes to see.. SMASH sex/fuck/get intimate and TRASH ditch/abandon/unwanted.
Chris Hemsworth (Thor), Chris Evans (Capt.America), Chris Pratt (Starlord). Who would you Flash-Smash-Trash?
When you see something exotic about how unattractive a chick is and want to smash despite the ugliness because her appearance is so different from the basic bitches and dimes.
Andrew: Do not fuck genes? Nah, man she's an ugly girl smash.
James: Dude, I can't be seen with you if you hit that.
When you get so angry that you smash your keyboard and do type some random stuff and sometimes make the keys fling.
Person 1: Why are you Smashing Your Keyboard ?
Person 2: BECAUSE IM MAD!