National hug/kiss your crush/bf/gf
Slap someone’s ass
Or ask out your crush day
On October 18
National call anyone name Connor “pussy” day
You can call them a pussy and get away with it on October 18
today is the day you can slap your girls ass
because it’s October 18
October 18 is when you can slap your girls ass
its October 18 let’s slap my girls ass
National bring your baby to school day.
I brought my baby to school because it’s October 18.
National bring your baby to school day
I brought my baby to school today because it’s october 18.
Madi - “guess what I did”
Tom - “what”
Madi - “I fucked Josh”
Tom - “why”
Madi - “Because it’s October 18”