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ryobi love child is someone that love ryobi so much that he has all of the crappy posters of ryobi. if you see one he will always say RYOBI IS DA BEST followed by inaudible rage and rage spit as well have a hart attack at the same time.
How to now if you are a ryobi love child or near one
1 they always wear the same matching set of ryobi suits.
2 you smell the burning motor of a 18v ryobi.
3 the first word when a baby is not mum or dad it is WHERE IS MY RYOBI.
1: guy 1: hay have you seen the new DeWalt hammer drill?
guy 2: yer i have at least you don't smell the burning motor of a 18v ryobi.
guy 1:yer that is so true
ryobi love child: YOU DON'T NO WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT RYOBI IS DA BEST followed by inaudible rage and rage spit as well as having a hart attack
the product of Cubanman somehow making love to Cubanwoman although they are the same person and a man, is a common phenomenon but scientists dont understand how it occurs. A cuban love child is often retarded.
Ryan is a Cuban Love Child.
A program that was started by Clinton. Yes, Clinton. Everyone blames Bush, but he enforced it while Clinton started it.
Person 1: Wow, bush is a moron for that no child left behind.
Person 2: Clinton started that, dumbshit.
A notion that fat girls rely as a crutch on to justify their fatness.
Fat Girl: fuck you skinny bitch, I don't have fat thighs . . . These are child bearing hips!
A person that walks especially slow, usually on the way to a Starbucks, pet store, or local attraction. In order to be a slow child snail, one must be with a friend and/or younger brother/sister. Most slow child snail incidents occur on the same day as a sighting of a whole nerd of bad boys.
Lilli and Jebediah were walking like slow child snails
A Stink Child is another term for a fart. Stink Children can be of any smelling brand of fart.
They often ocompany cheetorea
see Cheetorea / poo
Whne He let the Stink Child rip, everyone was apalled and soon nausiated