AP Dada

Drink/Shooter:

1st shot: 1oz Tequila , 1/2oz of JD Honey,
2nd shot: 1oz JD Honey, 1/2oz of tequila.

Drink em right after each other. No chase.

We finna get drunk with the AP Dada.

Hey let's not waste it! Mix em. Like the AP Dada.

APE news

APE news is a dedicated news channel and competes with Rioters news and Gloomberg, to deliver the most depressing news available on the planet, quickly and painfully.

Jamie totally went bananas after watching APE news -- his commodities holdings were crashing big time

AP Language

a boring class that the teacher usually was a theater director. unless you like english or are a kiss ass you will hate the class

Cindy: "This class is the most boring thing I've taken."

Paul: "Is it AP Language?"

Cindy: "Yeah, how did you know?"

Paul: "You just said boring class"

Marshmallow ape

A racist term for a white male

Oh God damnit Henry I hate that marshmallow ape that lives next door

aquatic ape

The homo sapiens that thrive in riparian environments and may birth your children in warm water. Basically a mermaid monkey or a selkie.

Devan: babies can swim instinctually and hold their breath when born in water?

Saoirse: well yes, maybe we are all evolved aquatic apes.

AP Chemistry

the reason to justifiably commit suiceide

AP chemistry quiz
gets 30
Ima kill my self

AP literature

The very foundation of death. We stand in accord to the tintinnabulation that sounds over us as we inheritiely die from the overwhelming pressure and the aptitude of the exam to make us wish for an early death and making a sepulcher to commemorate our time suffering in that class. Getting a 5 is the aspiration of everyone, yet due to the overwhelming workload we inherit, we are bound to just sit and solicit to the gods we deem holy. I wish you luck my fellow students, not only will we overcome this year but we will all get 5’s (except Carlos, Zareen, Zack, Osama and basically anyone with a pulse in this planet cuz the exam is f****** hard :///). Let’s hope for a bright year AP literature students.
(Shoutout to: Audii, Bayan, Anam, Zareen, Zack, Carlos, Indy, Susan, Sarah, Rama and Yara)

“Dude did you start the AP literature sentence constructions” -Carlos

“Yeah Carlos stop lacking and actually do the constructions” - King Osama