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A kind, smart, talented, yet ferocious woman. Will do anything for her family, and is as loyal as they come. Has incredible taste for good food, and loves nothing more than a flannel wielding man. Often misunderstood, she’s Lovable with a beautiful face and an incredible body to match. The girl everyone wants to have - but only the most skilled fisherman can capture.
“ Is that an austin? “
“ look at that beautiful face and amazing body and the flannel next to her. Of course that’s austin”
Austin, literally the first guy to love me for me and the last! He always has that dang hoodie on and that hat of his that makes me blush everytime. He either wears some heydudes or cowboy boots. He’s funniest guy I ever met always make me laugh when my stomach is hurting. His smile don’t even get me started that smile of his just makes my day.Wow your oughta meet a good cowboy like Austin. Me and Austin fell in love in the fall now fall is my favorite season! He’s has s mullet with soft brunette hair with brown eyes to finish it all. Remember if a loves you like Austin loves me might as well marry him already ladies!
Austin is mine now and ain’t going no where
Austin, He’s sweet and kind so funny and be a meanie at times but it’s all just fun and games. He has his mullet with his brunette hair and a cowboy if you ever saw one. He’s the most nicest boy I know. It was the fall I fell for a boy named Austin and dang how much I love fall now.
I’m just a sexy beast that loves Alissa
“Wow is that Austin”
Yeah he’s a sexy beast that is madly in love with Alissa”
The dorkiest dork in history. He is a music nerd and always loses the girls. He get them quick but drops them quick too. He definitely isn’t the most stunning person in the galaxy. There are a few pros to this mess though; he is good at sports and will eventually get that sexy body that all girls love. And he will also become quite attractive in years to come.He will amount to good things in the future, but for now, he is a wimpy nerd.
Kid: Ewwww it’s austin!
Kid from the future: Don't worry he will turn out... eventually!
The biggest, schlongiest guy on the market. If you see one, they run a hefty price, and you'd better snatch him up. Never disrespect Austin, because his comebacks will make you cry yourself to sleep. His schlong is normally 15 inches, but some can have up to 34 inches. This can be quite a chore, but Austins can handle it.
"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
A grown man who claims to be autistic in order to convince his friends he's innocent of being a paedophile, by sending pictures of himself naked to young girls.
Have you heard about Austin? He fucked a lady bug doll, then sent it to 12 year old girls.