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BECAUSE YOUR BATMAN !!!
Why is there a bat flying around my house?
Bat should bite if your not batman
When one feels frisky in the middle of the night and feels it's an opportune time to fornicate with their mate while in a sleeping state.
If you come into our room you may find us brown batting
A devil winged bat is like a night howler somebody whose eyes are as big and is dilated as possible who is constantly following you around like a little devil on your shoulder who has wings and can fly from one side of the room to the other and turn off every light right behind you without you seeing them and in front of you without you seeing them to close you in and cleans up and picks up everything you put down and try to come back to it before you even get to get back to it or you can see it and it's gone. So it sketches you the f*** out to the point you believe that hilariously like puppet dracula; it must want your blood/ party favors/ goodies in the basket.
My mother Nicole 1/3rd of the time is a DEVIL WINGED BAT, 1/2 SHY OF A TERODACTYL ON MSN AND STERROIDS WITH A HINT OF I JUST TOOK MY AMBIEN ITS OKAY I DONT DO PILLS, I JUST TAKE WHATS PRESCRIBED -love your little cluckie ass batty tee.
Working the night shift. more commonly know as the graveyard shift.
Would you shut up? I have to work bat shift tonight!
When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This causes the bats to fly into and then thrash around wildly in your friend’s unguarded anal cavity. Lube is not recommended as it allows too many bats to enter, causing severe damage to the colon.
Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend. One of the nurses said his prostate completely ruptured!
When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney in an abandoned house and make enough noise that bats evacuate the building, usually resulting in the bats flying into your friend’s undefended anal cavity.
Ingredients required:
1 Abandoned chimney
1 Homie you don’t like that much
1 Metric fuckton of bats
Lube (optional, not recommended)
Yo bro, do you know if Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend? That cumshot must have ruptured something.
When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and then kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This usually results in the bats flying into and then thrashing around in your friend’s undefended anal cavity. Lube is optional, but not recommended.
Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last Friday. The nurses said something about him hemorrhaging from his prostate!