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bell curve of banter

The Bell Curve of Banter is a scale used to determine whither a joke or action is funny or "too far". One would compare the action which has just occurred with a typical bell curve with the very apex of the curve being top notch banter where everyone is having a great time. If any parties involved are adversely affected to the point where they are no longer enjoying themselves then the current exchange has surpassed the Bell Curve of Banter.

John: "Did you see that?! I just ruined Mike's chances with that girl!"
Gary:"Nah man. That's too far. You've surpassed the bell curve of banter."

by CraigJDuffy December 19, 2015


give us a bell

Call me on the phone

When you dine give us a bell

by Harold_64 July 13, 2022


Taco Bell Sweats

Physical and mental anguish caused by eating at Taco Bell, whilst fully aware that it will be followed with regret. This usually consists of a Volcano Burrito meal at the Taco Bell on Newport Road in Cardiff, Wales.

"We gotta stop eating here after class, I've got the Taco Bell Sweats"

by man of culture 69 December 20, 2022


Taco Bell Baby

A taco bell baby is the feeling you get after you eat taco bell. You think your stomach looks big, and you feel larger after eating taco bell. When you shit it out, it feels like you have just given birth to a baby, but it was really your taco bell. You feel the bloating go away, like you just lost baby weight.

"Ouch, that must have been my taco bell baby." Jessa says.
"Oof, that is going to hurt when you have to shit it out." Jessa's mom says.

by Tessa1234589 July 17, 2018


Taco Bell Baby

The enormous dimp you have to take after eating taco bell. It is called that because it makes your stomach grow and the feeling of shitting it out if like giving birth. Though it is painful before and while you give birth to it, it feels amazing once it's gone.

Oh.. I think I'm about to give birth to my taco bell baby... OWWWWWWWWW AGHHHHHHHHHHH the baby comes out, splashing water on her ass ahhh wow ^v^

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 22, 2020


Taco Bell titties

When you eat so much Taco Bell and all of the fat goes to your breasts.

I've had Taco Bell so many times this month, I'm starting to get Taco Bell titties.

by JoshleenTrash March 22, 2016


Secret bell agent

A person who frequents public toilets in a covert fashion in the hope of capturing a lingering aroma .

Where is Adam ?

He's gone to the park, probably hanging round the toilets.
Oh, on a secret bell agent mission ?
Yep

That guy never clocks off !!

by St urungus polyp July 13, 2019