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Based on a fishing tournament format, the 'Fat Chick Fish Off" is when a group of males go out 'fishing' at a bar or party and attempt to 'catch' as many hefty females as possible. The goal is to catch the biggest female. At the end of the tournament, the fishermen return home for the weigh in. Each fisherman weighs his catch on a floor scale and the one with the most weight, wins the tournament. The fat females are then kicked out and 'released' back into the wild. They can also be eaten if preferred.
John: How did you do in the Fat Chick Fish Off tournament last night?
Cody: Great! My catch weighed in at 314lbs!
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A pretty cool chick most often found during smoke breaks at work (gen. a large facility). She is possessed of a super rockin' bod, looks that are average or lower, but has all types of awesome true stories including, but not limited to: traffic altercations, drunken chicanery, sexual shenanigans, loose girlfriends, and delicious abuses of other employees, patrons, and whatnot (making her quite do-able).
Jeff: I just had a smoke with that one chick from the 4th floor, who was saying how she got in an accident with her boyfriend after some party. They were both drunk and going like 90 miles an hour, smashed into a street sign, and didn't even get a DUI, so she gave him a blowjob as a reward!
Eric: Fuuuck, good for her! Which girl again?
Jeff: You know, the hottie butterface smoker chick.
Eric: You mean Kelly?
Jeff: Oh yeah. That's her name.
Eric: I'd do her.
Jeff: Me too!
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An add-on feature that removes overweight women from the feeds men who use dating apps. The program cross-references a database of more than 1 billion pictures of different women's silhouettes in real-time to remove any profiles outside of your parameters.
Person 1 - Have you downloaded that Fat Chick Machine Learning algorithm yet?
Person 2 - Ya man! 80% of my swipes are on dime pieces. My ratios are through the roof.
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1: The amazing likelihood that white girls, ESPECIALLY the suburbanized Daddy's girl type, will throw up a gang related, or at least otherwise symbolic, sign during a photo op. The two most common are the peace sign and the West side fingers. Even the difficult, two-handed "Bloods" sign has also been spotted in examples before as well. This occurs most often when the aforementioned white girls happen to be drunk, stoned, or somehow intoxicated.
2: One of the funniest videos on Youtube. Specifically illustrates the principle explained above.
1: "Oh, how surprising, another photo of your cracker-ass girlfriend and her 'homegirls' with a random inebriated 'white chicks and gang signs' pose. Do you really think ANY of those fuckheads are REALLY claiming Blood? We should keep them away from the hydro and drink when they've got a camera around."
2: "Dude, have you seen 'White Chicks and Gang Signs' on Youtube yet? It's all about your whitebread-ass girlfriend and those other dumb bitches she hangs out with!"
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Some random chick that you just want to stick your dick in. You know you ain't gonna bring her home to momma.
I need to bust a nut, Where is a stick a dick chick
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to go after an item or person with such desire, you cannot think about anything else
did you see kim, she was all over that guy like a fat chick on a hotdog
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When you take a shit in your friends milk carton and let it hide in the milk.
thien:Yo man, i just pulled a yellow model chick on Alex yesterday.
Jack: daammn, he won't even see the poop.
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