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When your partner swings it around on your face after dipping it in gluten-free almond milk
I gave my wife a California Blowdrier last night, it was messy but she liked it
A sock full of piping hot diarrhea with a mortar firework inside.
“Let’s go throw a California shit sock at that fuckheads house!”
the priem minister orf california
The Prime minister of California smells like no
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A mixture of calcium acetate and ethanol. Burns extremely well.
Dr Carson: Thomas burnt himself while playing with California snowballs.
The act of gathering every condiment in your household, lathering your penis in said condiments and raw dogging your wife.
casual sex with my wife was getting boring so we decided to mix it up and do the california hotdog!
The act of sucking multiple ducks in the middle of a porta-potty in fucking Denver.
Dude, that was a totally sick California Spider last night! We gotta do it again.
Pinstripes (usually on a car or article of clothing) drawn using human feces.
Friend 1: "I heard you and ***** had fallen out? You two aren't cool anymore?"
Friend 2: "Nah, he went sicko mode so I gave that nerd some California Pinstripes."
Friend 1: "Gross!"