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The phrase “Am I Speaking Chinese?” Is a metaphor people use when they don’t think the other person understands something one has said/explained.
Do you understand or am I speaking Chinese?
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Any Fort Collins restaurant causing intense stomach and intestinal distress brought on by over-eating and usually accompanied by hiccoughs, a long walk home, a loss of $12, and followed by diarrhea and vomiting.
It smells like No. 1 Chinese Super Buffet in the bathroom, I almost got the hiccoughs just being in there.
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Yum yum yum, Chinese gorillas eat dog
Man you look like a Chinese Gorilla eating dog!
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When two people are fucking someone they don’t want anyone to know about.
Me and my bf invited our Sneaky Chinese Finger Link over last night.
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When a girl does a split on ur dick then you launch her in the the air spinning her as she lands on ur dick
Chinese heli pad
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Chinese Softshell Turtle are found all parts of China, they are bred in the mass due to their tasty meat.Nowadays, Albino Softshell Turtles are bred for the international pet trade.
Hey bob, I just got a baby Chinese Softshell Turtle, he's an albino.
Be careful rob, your Chinese neighbor's might eat it.
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When you do something for so long, that it starts affecting you when you're not doing it. Similar to the Tetris effect.
Jake was playing Chinese Checkers for two hours. Afterwards he kept imagining himself taking someone's eye and jumping over their other eye with it. He was a victim of Chinese Checkers Syndrome.
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