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When your area code is the time.
Jake: Dude, what time is it, I don't have my watch.
Coop: It's Area Code O'clock.
Jake: Okay, it's 5:13, thanks bud.
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Bro law clearly states that if you spell a word incorrectly you have 10 seconds to spell it right or the opposite party Loses.
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The act of nutting on someone’s window and the thuds make out beeps from morse code
Dan: Hey, did you get my morse code message last night?
Liam: Of course I did!
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A term popularized by right-wing Conservative pundit Mark Levin, it is a derogatory term which encompasses certain Trump supporters who share similar isolationist goals to the grassroots leftist/social justice movement of the same name.
Those same Code Pink Republicans are always telling me, "oh, we need a Putin over here!". No, you don't need that.
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A douchebag must wear or have 3 of the following:
1. Excessively combed hair
2. Sagging Pants
3. One of those combinations of baseball caps and winter hats
4. Unnatural jean colors (e.g red jeans)
5. Skinny jeans
6. Unnecessary skateboard shoes
7. Converses
8. Harry Potter style glasses
9. Backwards hat
10. A t shirt with a loose jacket
11. Or wear a loose-fitting cap
And must do two of the following.....
1. Play Lacrosse
2. Skateboard or Snowboard
3. Wear no shirt half of the time
4. Use hip hop speech (e.g. "yo")
5. Have one girlfriend per week
6. Walk like they have shit in their pants
7. Smoke marijuana
8. Have over 500 facebook friends
9. Wear an earing
10. Call everyone their "son"
Person A: Yo, you not sagging, you're violating the Douchebag Code of Conduct
Person B: Word Son, I'll fix that
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When a girl is hitting on one of your mates so you use “code black” to warm them
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