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Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by the big gay boi December 19, 2021


Cooking meth

similar to the internet slang term cooking.But usually it’s crazy or nonsensical.

example one

“You know what if fish could fly fishing would be easier ”-High person

Damn yo Cooking meth”-his friend

example two

“Like damn that guy rap was about smoking on the moon with satan but he was Cooking meth”-Random person

by Icannothink December 27, 2023


cook her pattie

Having sexual intercourse, sex, taking her to pound town.

Gang1: I met up with this nice tendaroni and she wanted me to cook her pattie because she was feeling the slime.
Gang2: My man!

by Mr. Vivre October 27, 2022


james fuller cooking

A tall male who has alot of sex

james fuller cooking is a sexy beast

by whiteboy767 May 4, 2022


muck cooked

/muh-k/ /ko͝okt/
adjective

slang term for getting wasted

mega stoned

I got so muck cooked the other night I couldn't find my toes in the carpet.

by Wordsmithingtonburger April 9, 2022


Thomas Cooked

New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.

Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"

by Nhurr September 23, 2019


Cooking my rice

When someone roasts you so hard in front of everyone that you don't have a comeback anymore.

Max: 3sum?
Alyssa: this is why no one likes you

Max: Damn she's cooking my rice.

by TheRunch October 25, 2018