The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
similar to the internet slang term cooking.But usually it’s crazy or nonsensical.
example one
“You know what if fish could fly fishing would be easier ”-High person
“Damn yo Cooking meth”-his friend
example two
“Like damn that guy rap was about smoking on the moon with satan but he was Cooking meth”-Random person
Having sexual intercourse, sex, taking her to pound town.
Gang1: I met up with this nice tendaroni and she wanted me to cook her pattie because she was feeling the slime.
Gang2: My man!
A tall male who has alot of sex
james fuller cooking is a sexy beast
/muh-k/ /ko͝okt/
adjective
slang term for getting wasted
mega stoned
I got so muck cooked the other night I couldn't find my toes in the carpet.
New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.
Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"
When someone roasts you so hard in front of everyone that you don't have a comeback anymore.
Max: 3sum?
Alyssa: this is why no one likes you
Max: Damn she's cooking my rice.