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Fuck it. Fuck being at home all the time.
Fuck the Covid-19 quarantine. Fuck being home all the time. I want to get the fuck out of this house. Fuck online school. Fuck zoom calls. Fuck my annoying family. Fuck it fuckity fuck fuck
When desperately needed foreign workers trained to slaughter and process turkeys reared for Christmas are not allowed in the country unless they serve their 14-day quarantine on arrival, whose absence would affect producers with low supply and consumers with high price.
Thanks to Covid-🦃, a lucky percentage of the nine million turkeys in the UK would have their lives spared during this 2020 Christmas period.
When the island paradise turned tax haven, which used to earn its main revenue by exporting quality raw sugar, wished the coronavirus would suffer the same fate as the dodo—Mauritius needs tourists and tax fugitives to come back to revive its comatose economy.
How long would Mauritius—a lackey of China, which could easily or freely provide her with a million-odd doses of coronavirus vaccine to match her population size—have to wait before Covid-🇲🇺 became a reality?
After a 7 day covid isolation period of furious solo masturbation, the Covid Clam emerges from confinement wafting its pungent odor from beneath the confinement of her sweatpants.
"Omg, did you smell Kerry today, she smells like she just came out of isolation today, what a Covid Clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".
When a project has been canceled due to the novel corona virus
"is this project still alive, or has it been covided?"
A revided* and Co-Governed ` Neo-Indigenous ~ PRovidivision* aka philosovariant* of Covid-Response ~ a descriptor of Covidaption* ~ the War-LIKE choice made in *PEACE* between *MONEY!* especially International Travel, Tourism & Labor Diaspora aka Eco-Culturecide ~ *NOW* ~ New ODDer* Whirled ~ now with Pathogenocidal* SPREADING tendencies ~ Ultimate Cost : Zoiacide aka *Life*Death ~ and Zoidiasosis ~ a more complicated PRosphilos* ~ Saving *Life*Itself ...
*revided = like re-sided and re-vised, a division that's been Re'd
*PRovidivision = Positively Reframed Division Provision for the purposes of GOOD* Public Relations
*Philosovariant = a new 'strain' of philosophy ~ example below ~
*Covidaption = Covid-Driven Human Rapidaption or Rapid Adaptation for Surthrival*
*ODDer = Oppositional Defiant Disorderd* ~ Opposed, for the sake of Opposition
*Pathogenocidal = Sick to Death ...
*PRosphilos = Public Relations Positively Reframed Philosophy ~ not unlike Philosovariant ... Bound to Happen in a FREE Market ... new *Right-Wing-Narrative Disruptor word # 31,001
"Provision must also be made to ensure that everyone who really has something to say, expressing new ideas or giving new form or basis to known ideas, shall be given a hearing in the right quarters."
- Frankie 'Future of Man' Warner 1944
The various Communities' of the Village were Covided about what their Town Hall should be used for