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A goat
Her prom date was Ringo the billy goat. What do expect an Alabama Prom Date to be?
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When a guy texts a girl to come over after he is done eating, and tells her to grab a redbox movie on the way over. Upon arrival, he explains to her that the only working DVD player is in his dark bedroom. He then tries to rape her before the previews are over.
Hey nancy, did you have a nice date with johnny? No, it ended up just being another south tampa date. :'(
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When your in a relationship that has an end-date. Due to one person moving or any other possible reason.
I can't get too serious with her, we're dead-line dating.
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Heeled boots worn out to bars and clubs by a woman to attract attention in order to get a date.
The lesser version of fuck me boots. The difference being that date me boots extend well above the ankle but are below the knee.
"Does that girl have fuck me boots on?"
"No, not tall enough. Those are date me boots ... you will have to put some effort in first"
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When one night of random rampant sex turns to dating: The man penetrates the female...and leaves. He then asks her on a first date and love blossoms. Dating. But backwards. As sex happened first.
"I love my boyfriend sooo much...who would have thought we'd be so in love after backwards sex dating!?"
"OH-EM-GEE...they are totally backwards sex dating"
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where you are not strictly dating a person more like friends but you're able to go on casual dates with them and you both agree to dating openly, however he can't get mad if you're seeing someone else.
John: Hey, you want go on a casual date(cates)? All's you need is you and your cute self.
Betty(smiles): Sure, where to?
John: Starbucks... to grab a Mochiatto and just talk.
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Veronicah: Wait, so you're seeing two guys at the same time?
Missy: Yeah, it's called going on casual dates(cates).
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1. For women, it means it's time to start getting ready to leave.
2. For men, it's time to kiss your money goodbye!
1. Mother: Your date's here!
Daughter: Ok, tell him I'm going to get ready.
Mother: She'll be 45 minutes.
2. Roomate: Your date's here!
Guy: *sniff* I'm going to miss having a bank account...
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