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When you reach peak despair and went mentally insane in Valorant.
Jaydon - *gets run and headshotted*
Jaydon - "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
Jaydon's mom - "What is wrong with you Jaydon? This game has literally made your life miserable. You're even taking out your anger by beating your brother up. I'm taking you to a therapist."
Therapist - "Your son has Type 15 Depression."
That feeling of dread and awfulness, when you realize that beating your meat isn't making you happy and you think back about all of your mistakes that lead you to having a twitchy dick in your hand, after busting a nut
My Post Jerk Depression kicked in and I'm ready to die man
When a fictional character in literally anything with a story dies, making you depressed or feeling ill because you had a strong connection with them. This also ties with bad points in stories where death didn't need to happen a character who could have been saved.
Dude I am soooo upset Phin dies! He could have saved her but he didn't! Now I feel sick and it won't leave my mind for what feels like eternity! I have Character Death Depression now!
School Related Depression is the act of hating oneself and the world because of school and your parents.
This is just like normal depression, only worse.
You achieve this state of mind when everything that can possibly go wrong goes wrong, and everything which seems as if it cant go wrong does so.
It's when you go to school, the one place in the world designed to be a helpful and friendly environment, but when you get there you find:
Hateful and idiotic teens that scream at you and call you a "f**got lol", and insult your very existence.
It's when you realize that your teachers hate your very existence. They sit there, on their phones, screaming about how it's not their fault 3 quarters of the F**ING CLASS ARE FAILING.
And then you go home and you tell your mom that the teachers cant grade and lose your papers and that kids bully you, and then you get this:
"Stop being an ungrateful brat! I do everything for you!"
But that mom doesnt realize that it's not their fault that your depressed but they're too ego F**KING centric to realize that is NOT ABOUT THEM FOR A DAMN CHANGE.
This shouldn't be a thing, but I guess that's life, eh?
School- Related Depression is when you hate yourself and others so fucking much as a result of school.
making someone get depression no reverse cards or no u nothing can stop this.
go commit depression!!!!
The sudden influx of sadness that occurs after daylight savings time in the fall, when people struggle to become re-acquainted with the soul-crushing darkness outside that now occurs at 5pm.
I have such a serious case of daylight savings depression that all I want to do when I get off work is order takeout and watch "Murder, She Wrote" marathons.
The kind of sex that is reserved between a woman and their sexually frustrated neighbor, both parties are vigorously and mercilessly going at it, however they're mid existential crisis at the though of what their life has come to, sat in a somewhat strange mans house, having your ass eaten whilst fearing the wrath of his obese wife breaking down the door.
Such sex involves acts to inflict major harm and discomfort upon each other, such as a foreskin tearing hand job, whilst her mother is in the kitchen, unaware of the task at hand (Pun intended).
Furthermore such an act is later ignored and they go back to awkwardly making compulsory conversation whence they see each other in public, till the time comes again. (Pun, yet again, intended).
"You see the way Catherina and Phil were looking at each other at the shop"?
" Yeah, they've been going at it"
"Phil's wife ain't gonna be impressed that he's been having violent depression sex with her*.