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Policeman: ah, that guy just killed 10 people and robbed a bank who gave him free drugs. I should probably arrest him....
But there is a sale on donuts...
Policeman: *buys donuts and gets killed by that guy*
Policeman: awww, I didn't get to eat the whole donut :(
That guy: *eats the donut*
Policeman: *soBs* D':
Policeman 1: falls right next to a robber
Policeman 2: you fucking donut
Policeman 1: yumm *starts licking and biting himself*
Donut is when you feel the urge to nut on your friend's doughnut.
Friend1: ewww jason why is my doughnut filled with your sperm.
Jason: sorry I had a donut.
A phrase used to identify a high school student with a green uniform and red hair. They often enjoy licking cherries, and dislike vampires that wear yellow.
1. Yo, dude, that guy is such a donut!
2. I know right? I think his name was Kakyoin!
donut when someone has a score of zero kills and like four deaths
dude i was playing MLG and one of my guys got a big fat donut