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What each of da five super-cool "non-verbose" twenty-somethings in da iconic "five full super-size cups of coffee and approaching a railroad track" Ford Focus commercial was meaning by their each just saying the word "Dude" once.
"Dude" translations (zheesh --- just one single word can speak volumes, eh???):
First "Dude": "Be a schuper schweet pal and hold my coffee for me so that I can drive."
Second "Dude": "Ummmm... there's a railroads track comin' up --- I think you'll want to slow down so that we don't all get coffee-showers...?"
Third "Dude": "There's a RAILROAD TRACK coming up --- remember that ya gots FOUR OTHERS in da car here b'sides yerself who would greatly prefer not to have coffee-soaked work-outfits, thank you very much!"
Fourth "Dude": "We all have these humongous brim-full cups of joe back here --- there is nothing we can do to avoid spilling them all over your nice new seats if we hit a bump too hard!"
Fifth "Dude": "Don't say we didn't warn ya --- unavoidable brown-liquid tidal-waves impending!"
Driver's slightly-irritated "Dudes": "Honestly, friends --- doncha think that I as da driver know what I'm doing?! Chill out, people --- it's cool --- we're ALL cool! We're five of da coolest 'dudes' on da road right now!"
Final triumphant "Duuudesss!": "Wow --- you were right --- we DIDN'T hafta worry! Never spilled a drop --- amazing! --- here we were all gettin' majorly spazzed out fer nuthin'!" :D
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Repeatedly dropping the word "dude" in a professional environment. Especially if writing the word "dude" in a business email or saying it during other correspondence.
That douchebag dropped a couple of Dude Bombs to the CFO in an email, he's toast.
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A random (unknown or less than acquaintance level) masculine-identifying person who is a little dumb/who you actively or passively do not respect.
This dude ranch on Grindr won't shut up about wanting to fuck me without a condom even though I explicitly said "barriers only" in my bio. Fuck that guy!
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When a guy meets another dude and hangs out with that dude as much as possible for the next couple weeks, then randomly stops hanging with them and hops to the next dude. There is no loving or homosexuality about these dude, just a slight bromance
In the span of three months, he has been dude hopping and got to at least four different guys
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Gutter snipe who congregate at Hooters Tuesday nights, after band practice, in Asheville.
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Is a man that is musty or has musty qualities. Such as, but not limited to stinking or being desperate.
Musty dude was really desperate he begged me to come over last night.
Hey musty dude did you forget deodorant today.
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