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when a woman/man has eyes so far apart, you'd think they need sonar to maneuver their way through a room.
dillon mcdermott and britney spears are rockin' the dolphin-eyes look. and by rockin', i mean making me want to puke by being so goddamn ugly because they're porpoise people.
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Eyes that have never seen the genitals of the opposite sex.
-Jim said that he never seen a womens vagina before not even porn vagina.
-Jessica has never seen a penis and scrotum not even on the internet.
parents: Our children just have virgin eyes honey, lets just show them ours and explain to them how it works.
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The second rarest eye color. 1.Green Eyes 2.Blue Eyes 3.Brown Eyes
no example for blue eyes
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A person that has dark pigmentation around their eyes similar to the color of an anus.
The brother had dark circles around his eyes which amused his friends as they called him anus eyes
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The phrase is said in the song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by the Beatles. When looking into a kaleidoscope, it seems as if the world turns into many different colours and swirls and reality doesn't seem real anymore. This is what happens in an LSD or Acid trip. The song is about this happening to Lucy. When someone says a person has kaleidoscope eyes, it means they're 'tripping' (hallucinating) on Acid.
"Did you see *blank*?"
"Ya, he's got kaleidoscope eyes!"
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The result of a stripper with huge tits giving a guy a boxing style haymaker to the face.
I was getting a lap dance the other night when the stripper asks me if i know of a boxer named Holyfield. i said yes and then out of nowhere i get a shot to the face with one of her HUGE tits! now i've got a case of the Boobeye
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Something that is not intended to perform a function, just to look nice.
That image has nothing to do with the product, it's just eye candy.
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