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Nick swacker “My brother is smoking a cigarette he is so fried”
My brother was going to let me hit his cigarette because he was so fried from it,
Kentucky Fried Penis is when the woman gets a man to agree to have sex with her to get the man's penis to fuck it to try and make it turn into a hotdog or smoked sausage.
Today my girlfriend wanted to have sex with me to make a Kentucky Fried Penis. She said let's get that raw Kentucky Fried Penis cooked in my human oven.
You wouldn’t normally follow him, except that he has the gear that you want. And he has had too much of that gear himself, hence he is fried…
Mate’s party is on Saturday, we are out of the good stuff, we need to visit the Fried Piper before we go... (James, beautiful James W, told me this word!)
A reference to a song by Parliament-Funkadelic leader George Clinton. Which in turn was referenced in the 1997 children's film Good Burger. Sometimes the phrase is mistaken to be a sexual reference, but it is not. It instead references combo meals at fast food restaurants. The phrase is a male asking a woman to go on a date. So instead of just being a solo shake, a reference to feminine hips, he's asking as a hearty spud himself if they can be a combo. Due to the joke's fast food theme, it implies that the male is asking to take her out to lunch.
Dude: Would you like some fries with that shake?
Dudette: Sure, but only if you take me out for a good burger.
A sneaky person who will always steal your fries, you wont notice until it's to late.
Kyli : D
person 1: Dude what happened to your fries?
Person 2: KYLI????
person 3: You are officially a fri ninja! xD
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Steal your fries means to have a full makeout session with someone
Brianna: Boy you will not believe this, I plan to steal your fries
Something someone would say when they are tired and sweaty
Man: Boy I am fried rn I think I need a nap and a shower
Man 2: aren’t you just sweaty and tired!