google my dick

a term used for when a bitch says somthing stupid u tell her to shut up bitch and google my dick.

Sam said somthing stupid so i told her to shut up and google my dick.

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Google(tm)Plexed

1. When you are searching for something on google and you cannot find it, then you are perplexed.
2. When you are searching for something on Google and you type in one word and something completely unrelated pops up.

I was searching Google the other day for waffles and John Kerry's name come up, I was friggin google(tm)plexed

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When in doubt google it

This is when one person asks another a question and neither of the two people know the answer. Therefore the "smarter" of the two people may suggest using Google.

me: hey billy how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Billy: Idk, How many?

me: Idk either?

Billy: When in doubt google it

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Google circle jerk

A circle jerk that occurs in a Google+ huddle.

Guys, it'll be ok when all of us here at the fraternity move away after graduation, after all, we can still Google circle jerk.

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Google Circle Jerk

Self-congratulatory discussions on Google+ where one's reputation as a social media expert is praised by countless wannabes.

Chris Brogan's stream update was quite the Google Circle Jerk last night.

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google maps zoom-in

A way to measure how big or important any given town is, by counting the number of times you must zoom in on Google Maps before the town's name becomes visible. Abbreviated as a GMZI.

New York City is 3 "google maps zoom-in"s

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Google Vomit

The act of deliberately ensuring fowl, lewd, and generally obscene search results as the most popular results for any given thing entered into Google. Often used to shamble someone’s name, and generally requires a lot of people to participate in the vomiting for it to be successful.

Jane: I tried to look up information about Rick Santorum on Google and got search results talking about anal sex feces, who the hell is hacking Google?

Tom: Nobody’s hacking Google, they are just vomiting on it.

Jane: What?

Tom: it's called a Google Vomit when poele deliberetly skew search results on Google.

Jane: Oh, OK now I get it.

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