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The Perfect Girlfriend

Simply the one. The girl you can’t dare to think about hurting. The one you dream about kissing on Halloween and wake up guilt ridden because you know how uncomfortable she would be if you told her. The girl that is always on your mind. The one that you want to wake up next to after a late night shopping streak. The one you want to dance in the kitchen with. The one you want to watch walk towards you on the aisle The one you could never hate. The perfect Girlfriend is you, Malana.

My love, is the perfect girlfriend.

by morrisdidurmum October 27, 2022


Cat Girlfriend

Sundew

Sundew is such a good cat girlfriend

by Henry K. Winters April 2, 2024


kaidous girlfriend

Kaidou is basically married to Kai, he told me himself 🤨

Who is kaidous girlfriend?”
Kai of course!”

by kaidousbitch March 20, 2021


Caring Girlfriend

The ultimate paradox wrapped in a hoodie and a messy bun. She's the epitome of 'tough chick' outside, slaying life's challenges with the grace of a ninja and the sass of a stand-up comic. But behind closed doors? Get ready for the rollercoaster ride of emotions that would make even the most seasoned therapist raise an eyebrow.

She'll go from zero to 'hangry' in 2.5 seconds flat, with mood swings that could give a hormonal teenager a run for their money. Yet, despite her occasional bouts of irrationality, she'll make your heart swell with a love so profound it's like she's invented her own brand of emotional superglue.

Sure, she'll test your patience with her stubbornness and tease you relentlessly until you're begging for mercy. But in the end, she'll wrap you in a bear hug so tight you'll forget why you were mad in the first place. She's not just your girlfriend; she's your partner-in-crime, your emotional support hotline, and your personal comedian.

And when life gets tough, she'll be your rock, your guiding light in a sea of chaos. With her by your side, you'll feel like you can conquer the world, even if it's just conquering the pile of dishes in the sink. So buckle up, because with her, every day is a wild, hilarious, and utterly unpredictable adventure. But hey, at least you'll never have a dull moment!

Every guy needs a caring girlfriend to keep his life from turning into a sitcom.

Nyan always says he's the 'mastermind,' but we all know it's God, his caring girlfriend, who keeps their ship afloat

by God_is_I May 12, 2024


Caring Girlfriend

The ultimate blend of affection and annoyance. She's the one who will drive you up the wall with endless nagging about taking your meds and wearing a coat, but she'll also be the first to hold your hand when life gets tough. She'll roast you with the precision of a gourmet chef but loves you more than a fat kid loves cake. Expect plenty of "I told you so's" when things go sideways, but also count on her to pick you up, dust you off, and help you try again. She'll stick by you through thick and thin, with a dedication that borders on "I'd-rather-commit-a-felony-than-break-up" loyalty. A whirlwind of sarcasm, love, and unwavering support—she's your rock, your partner in crime, and your favorite pain in the ass.

When Nyan ended up on the floor, Sloth laughed her ass off and managed a "told you so" every now and then. Being a caring girlfriend, she helped him up but will most likely roast him when the opportunity provides it.

by God_is_I May 19, 2024


boyfriend and girlfriend

a boy and a girl who are not seeing for getting with anyone else. can break up

alex broke up with me. we aren’t boyfriend and girlfriend anymore

by dhfnfbsbdn March 10, 2023


boyfriend and girlfriend

a boy and a girl who are not seeing or getting with anyone other than the boy or girl; commonly break up

alex broke up with me!! we aren’t boyfriend and girlfriend anymore!!

by dhfnfbsbdn March 2, 2023