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The hands of a grandma, or one who schmooks.
Press harder! Use your grandma hands! Schmook it down!
————— Miss Kristine Iturrino
When a person does something outrageously nice for someone else, and in return they receive only a hand job.
Named for the episode in the Showtime series The Tudors where Anne Boleyn steamily tells Henry she's going to thank him for an incredibly expensive necklace, then jerks him off.
Coined by Eliza and Glennis of Pop Tudors, a webseries recapping episodes.
Person 1: David bought me a car for our anniversary! I don't know how to thank him!
Person 2: Just give him a hand boleyn.
Person 1: I spent two days helping her move apartments and what do I get in return? A fucking hand boleyn.
When you have sandwich residue (sauce, seasoning, stickiness) on your hands during or after eating a sandwich.
I wasn't able to greet him due to my sandwich hands.
I couldn't use my keyboard due to my sandwich hands.
The act of two in the pink and one in the stink, without your hands. Usually using your penis in the anus and two testicles in the vagina.
Norman found a game one at the club last night. He gave her a No Handed Barracuda.
Lil hands a gang name for a girl around 10-13 and is the drug dealer in it. She isn't that tall but can beat your ass in seconds.
Lil hands is suppose to meet me here for the deal
Someone who is extremely good at hand jobs
That bird has wizard Hands I shit you not
An expression used when someone points out that something in fiction doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter if it makes sense because it’s fictional.
In Edward scissor hands a lot doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter because it’s fictional.
Why is Thanos able to snap with gauntlets
on?
Reply: scissors for hands, Bro