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An individual who tries to go against mainstream lifestyles, and favors the ideals of non-conformity, yet conforms to other hipsters around him-her. Typically, new age hipsters view themselves as artistic and often times sport "thrift store chique". if you would like to find a new age hipster, go to artistic neighborhoods in major cities, such as Williamsburg in Brooklyn. When looking for a fine specimen of new age hipster in Williamsburg, look not at the orthodox Jews, but the bohemia who are all wearing thick non-perscription glasses, and American Apparel wear that they say they bought at a thrift store. Hipsters used to be seen as cool, but are quickly losing reputation as new kids come into this scene who have an art history degrees and live off of their parents wealth.
Typical Person: Hey, where did you get those jeans.
New Age Hipster: A thrift store... <ugh>
Typical Person: Oh wait, no, you still have the tag hanging off, you got that from American Apparel. Ok.... What music is that you are listening to?
New Age Hipster: It is just a small band, you wouldn't know of, or appreciate them. <Haha>
Typical Person: Try me.
New Age Hipster: Matt and Kim
Typical Person: Arent they like celebrities now-a-days, they are awesome, but not a small band to say the least.
New Age Hipster: <Ugh> Whatever, Im going to go smoke with my friends, Im too cool for this anyways.
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Goth, indie, and scene
Goth:
Emo is a branch of goth, they wear dark colors and dye their hair black. They are not fun people to be with.
Indie:
People that wear their old 3-D glasses with the lenses punched out. To look cool. not fun to be with due to them being very annoying and pretentious.
Scene:
The girls that cut their hair in choppy layers and dye it weird colors. Nobody likes these girls due to them being awkward outcasts that try to stand out.
All groups wear excessive amounts of eyeliner and nobody enjoys their presence.
Have you heard about the 3 branches of hipsters?
Yeah I feel Leanna fits all 3!
Yeah except the whole goth thing
No shes pretty goth too
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When a hippie is into weird elitist things and tries to boast about it to everyone around them. If you don't comply, you are a piece of shit.
Guy: Did what's her face tell you that you need to only buy apple products and only eat raw plants otherwise, you will get cancer?
Girl: Yea, that elitist bitch and all her apple products can go fuck off.
Guy: She will never change, hipsters gonna hip.
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an indie kid who partakes in the enjoyment of PBR and coffee to the point that their excrement is indiscernible from their caffeinated beverage of choice.
Person 1: Man Fred's in the Bathroom almost constantly. Is he bulimic or something?
Person 2: No: living the good life's turned him into a toilet paper hipster.
Person 1: Really? I heard tubgirl was one too, albeit a very confused one.
Person 2: true, true.
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This guy:
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The clothing of the man in the middle of the picture is strikingly different from the surrounding persons'. Most outstanding are his radical hairstyle, sunglasses and his T-shirt, adorned with a large letter M on the front.
Although some explanations exist for the existence of this photo, none of them are particularly convincing or well-grounded. Most people dismiss the time-travel theory for the origin of this picture, one cannot easily shake the feeling once having seen it.
A: That dimension gate is sick, man. Imma have a look real quick and see what's on the other side
B: Radical, you the time travelling hipster, dude!
A person who has enough money that they no longer have to endure the penny pinching ways of conventional hipsters. However, they choose to spend their hard earned on things that reflect the guiding principles of their hipster roots so they can stay connected to their tribe. A $350 Golden Plains ticket, a slightly less derelict warehouse apartment conversion or maybe clothes that look like they come from savers, but really cost hundreds. Cashed up hipsters surround themselves with an indie & alternative lifestyle at all times no matter what the cost, and wouldn't dream of anything mainstream or commercial being part of their lives.
Johnny just splashed out on a slab of ethically sourced, bio-dynamic micro-brewed pale ale. He's turning into SUCH a cashed up hipster.
A hipsters glory hole is :
A hole carved into a tree, for the sake of masturbatory activities.
Oh man, did you hear about the new Hipsters Glory Hole in the oak up on the hill? I heard martha talking about how hard her husband had enjoyed it the other night.