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It is the highest form of a relationship between a Human and a Gun. It is usually defined as being a legal relationship but also holds standing in many major religions, and minor religions such as Guniasm. Currently no major country or state, within the United States, recognizes Human-Gun marriage.
Jeff had been going steady with his AK-47 and on a night out at the range Jeff proposed. They were married six months later and had a religious Human-Gun marriage as it was not legal yet in their state. It was followed by a night of rigorous love making.
The view as if you were laying on the floor staring up at 2 men sharing a dildo.
I googled Soos and Grunkle Stan porn the other night and saw the undercarriage of the human spider.
Women which use makeup to masquerade her ugliness and fool poor dumb man.
Guy 1#: "Hey look at that girl, isn't she just beautiful?
Guy 2#: "Naa, thats just a human optical illusions."
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When a midget dresses up in a red outfit and foams out the mouth due to drinking too much alka-seltzer.
"For halloween im dressing up as a Human Fire Extingusher"
where They put a stick between there legs and bend over and let birds go into there ass
Wow that girl is into being a human bird house
A game of puzzles and parkour were you play as a partially ragdoll like character (usually with other people) and you bully your friends with it too and lose those friends to go with it
Harry - Lets play some Human Fall Flat
George - Okay
10 minutes later
Harry - I'M GONNA KILL YOU STUPID ASS HOE ASS BITCH
George - NO I'M GONNA GET A HITMAN OFF THE DARK WEB AND KILL MYSELF AHHHHH
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A fucked up human is one who applies a simple one dementional binary scale onto regarding itself as valid and thus disregardig all other humans as invalid. In that unyeilded inbalace -- all word forms deriving from the prefix of "dis" is acheived. disrespect, disregard, dysfuction, Disruption etc... Soley from this dysfunctional imblance, it would have to fail. So additional continuous highly sklled efforts to manipulte their truth and trust is employed. These are done in basically only two ways. (1) to express, imply, or provide facts adversely in reverse binary logic.
(2) force feeding non-existing general termed facts into the voids that others generally reason ok not to question, prove, or disprove and thus accept. In mere learned behavor and habit the fucked up ways are continuously done and the fool is fooled over and over.
See also: Real Up Human
John is a fucked up human who must always lie and deceive everyone he meets to acheive, hide, and maintain his fucked up existance.
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