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The milk man

A man that has a farm of other men that he β€œMilks” daily.

That guy over there that’s covered in cum must be the milk man at that farm over there!

by DirtyDalton October 9, 2021

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milk punch

1. a traditional cocktail made from whiskey and hot milk, sometimes also including honey, butter, sugar, cinnamon, etc. 2. a close-fisted sock to the tit.

Our St. Patrick's Day celebration culminated with a toasting of milk punch as the band began Finnegan's Wake.

That ho better shut her mouth before I milk punch those DD's!

by browncowh8r January 13, 2011

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Booby Milk

Lactation, but funny

Alexa, open soft kitty. Booby milk.
Alexa: Soft booby milk warm booby milk little ball of fur happy booby milk sleepy booby milk purr purr purr

by GoodbyeStranger October 27, 2019

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Milk chance

An event with a 2% chance of happening, or any event which is rare or unlikely to occur.

Can be shortened to just milk, which may also be used for anything that's 2%. See also: milk charge
Note to the reader: Anything less likely but still possible is skim, and nobody evens wants to deal with that; untouchable (in a bad sense).

Andrew: My boy is dead set on having his wedding outside next month. You think it's gonna rain??
Trace: Nah man, milk chance in August.

Stacy: What are the odds we get a bite to eat sometime?
You: Milk chance!

by teachmrj June 21, 2019

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milk college

A person who gives magical handjobs.

Did I tell you about my date this weekend? This chick obviously went to milk college.

by milkcollegealumn August 10, 2017

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Milk Beetle

Them who have the skin color of white.

Look at that milk beetle over there, shaking her arms.

by Hairy Milk Beetle February 27, 2021

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mutated milk

a tf2 item for the scout class from tf2

it is a reskin of the mad milk item but has a piece of mutated bread in it as a reference to the expiration date short made by valve

scout1: i use the mutated milk becuase i like expiration date
scout2: same but i dont have it

by sniper nate October 27, 2020

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