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When you're in the left turn lane on a wide boulevard but you turn right instead.
Billy was in the left turn lane, but realized that the Casino he wanted to visit was to the right. He decided to do a las vegas left turn.
the boss just invited me to an event at his lodge! I had no idea that he was a left trouser legger
When a guy is so feminine that it seems as if his dick has jumped away from his balls and out of his pants.
Dan: OMG, DUUUUDDDDDEEEEEEE! His hot dog has totally left the bun!
Bill: ALERT ALERT *THE HOT DOG HAS LEFT THE BUN!* ALERT! ALERT!
The feeling a normal person feels after debating with anti-fa.
Chad: Hey you alright man? You looking proper cofused after "speaking" with those angry dudes wearing black masks in the park.
Chad2: Yeah man, I totally left-baffled
That asshat who views every car in the merge lane as a challenge
See also: middle aged men with something to prove
The dude in that volvo is being a real left lane hero by trying to run me off the road
An individual or organisation that labels a right of centre or right wing individual or organisation far-right.
The far-left HOPE NOT HATE group has described the Natcon conference a far-right gathering.
Pink eye or Conjunctavitis. Painful af.
"Bro you see Jesse over there with that pink eye?"
"Yeah bro, dude looks high as fck"
"Bros been smoking that left eye weed"