The Mexican took a break from picking lettuce and took off hit vato single buttoned (at the top) flannel shirt, exposing his tank top. At that point his wife approached him about his distinctive odor. The Mexican realized the perdicament he was in and slapped the woman followed by a loud "Β‘Puta, es bueno!" (BITCH, BE GOOD)
22π 13π
a better hand = a better position
a suit says hi to a grocery store bagger.
bagger says
"you got the good hand son"
22π 13π
Damaged goods ; is when your fucked in the head.
Penny : "Your mum is damaged goods". Me : "if a horse is a horse".
18π 16π
Has something to do with Jesus Christ. You are not supposed to eat meat on this day.
Hey Sean, Today is Good Friday. Lets BBQ these fat ass T-Bone Steaks. Also, bring over those pork ribs. Thems is delicious!
75π 59π
Your Girlfriend's "guy friends" who she has lined up to date after you break up
Mike is "Just a good friend, don't worry about us hanging out". After the breakup she then proceeds to date him.
38π 25π
a compliment someone tries to give when the person sucks but they donβt want you to feel bad so they say you are pretty good
Person 1: how have my skills progressed
Person 2: oh youβre pretty good I guess
16π 9π
a way of saying, "thanks" or "way to be".
-Can I borrow a dollar, bro?
-For sure, dude.
-Good shot, bro.
42π 31π