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what you had before you wrote your crush
"i had italian wine"
"cool, so what are you telling me"
"that i would have loved to stroll around this place with you.
and that i want to believe that you would have loved it too"
"..dicky sticky gay cum licky......................
OK, no, yes, i think i would have loved it too"
" we have to seize these opportunities! Dublin, Venice, you know. they're there!"
The act of reaching across to momentarily seize the passenger's breast when avoiding/running over a hazard in the road while driving.
Person 1: "I gave her an Italian seatbelt last night."
Person 2: "What did she do?"
Person 1: "She punched me in the dick."
A shoebox hidden under the bed because you shouldn't have to pay tax.
Dad has an italian shoebox
Often seen leaning on people, throwing slobber on ceilings, climbing on stuff like a mountain goat and giving out their love in Italian Spinone doggie bags.
"An Italian Spinone is the best breed of dog in the World. No one could ask for a more loving canine companion" - Heidi Anne Morris
When a woman wears a rabbit tail butt plug and a man cheses her around the house wearing a dog tail butt plug with dog mask. He has to catch her to eat her and of course hit it doggy style.
Wife : Bill and I did the Italian Greyhound last night and I've never came so much at once. He was such a good lil boy !
When you're on over the head and you put your knees on her hair while getting oral sex and rub your taint across her face
I did an Italian cheese grater last night
When you slap someone and then when their head is turned backhand them
My mom gave me Italian love when I didn't do my homework