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on jones

on jones is a way of affirming that what you or somebody else is saying is true. very similar to saying "on god" except jones is stronger and more powerful than god so it's more meaningful. other common uses are "on my sister" "on jewbird" "on gang" among others..

<person1> yo michael buble's voice is like listening to a thousand angels singing at once

<person2> on jones my dude

by chunky111 June 8, 2022


E. Jones

A sasquatch like creature with red hair and who twitches their eyes alot. Smell can be deadly, especially the breath.

Used in a sentence: "Mommy, that E. Jones just ate our dog!"

by JonesJacobk February 9, 2012


Abigail Jones

The most hottest, badass female in the world.

Ew you’re so ugly, you look nothing like Abigail Jones 😂

by Ytsmuypol February 22, 2021


Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know the adversity and antagonizing isn't going to be enough to defeat you today.

Not today female Jim Jones, you aren't conquering it and claiming it as your territory today.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2022


Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know that she wasn't going to be getting the best of you today.

It wasn't enough to defeat me, not today female Jim Jones.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2022


Jones lag

The amount of time that it takes between Alex Jones having a conspiracy theory and it turning out to be right is known as Jones lag.

Alex told everyone about Epstein's pedo island, but the Jones lag took a few years.

by @mrkulci September 10, 2020


Grandpa Jones

A stereotypical country boy who loves to dance on camera with a fucking banjo.
If you're asking for his age, uhh. Sorry bout' that.

Grandpa Jones is my favourite musician! - Some british person

by this is my pseudonym. barkbark October 26, 2022