Tap Job

When a male stimulates a female’s clitoris to orgasm by repeatedly and vigorously tapping it with the penis head.

Sheila squirts in buckets when Roger gives her a tap job.

Although Mary is still a virgin, she will always drop her panties for a tap job.

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jungle job

Noun. When one receives fellatio whilst in a wooded area or jungle.

Last night, a girl and I went behind the frat castle and she game me a jungle job!

I have bug bites from last night's jungle job.

Tarzan is the king of jungle jobs.

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smile job

When someone smiles for a very creepily long amount of time until the other person freaks out and there reaction is unknown.
The purpose of this is to see peoples random reactions to get a rise of laughter from you and your friends.

"I just gave that old man a smile job from a across the room and he winked at me!"....*hysterical laughter*

I just gave that small child a smile job and he made a stupid face at me!

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smog job

Farting while receiving fellatio.

She went down on me and used too much teeth, so I gave her a smog job.

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Patch Job

n. - not ideal employment usually outside of one’s preferred industry; used to fill the hole in a resume

The job market is frozen right now. There are no designer jobs out there. Guess I'll find a patch job to hold me over.

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Nug Job

The vigorous tugging and pulling of a male’s nuts and nut sack during a sloppy wet blow job.

Braaaaahhh pick up that ginger prostitute. Not only will she slob your knob for $5 but she’ll nug job you as well.

Candy gave me a nug job last night. My damn nuts hurt today broooohhh.

Your mom gives the best nug jobs.

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sneak job

The act of inserting any object into someone's anus without their consent or knowledge.

I felt a tingle and suddenly I noticed I had just gotten a sneak job.

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