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Bald Eagle Johnson is a descriptive term or pejorative of a black woman who wears a hair hat instead of her real hair.
Dr. D Fraud: Hey playa whatcha doin this weekend?
Home Boy: I am about to knock the wallz off dis here Bald Eagle Johnson while her fat ass shakes on my jimmy!
Director and writer of great films such as Knives Out. Also the subject of hatred that goes to such personal level by Star Wars fanboys (not fans, but fanboys) just because he wrote and directed The Last Jedi, which was doomed from the beginning, regardless of who made it.
Star Wars fanboy: Rian Johnson is the worst director ever! He ruined Star Wars!
Me: Really? A film series that has always been hit and miss? Also, if he’s the worst director ever, then why was Knives Out so awesome and fun?
Star Wars fanboy: Ummm… ummm… because he directed The Last Jedi
Having sex with a girl and giving her aids
Omg lmaoo gave that bitch aids lmfaoooooo Johnson magic
A sexy man with gorgeous eyes and a high sex drive along with a very nice dick.
A man from Alabama who’s tryna marry his step sister but he’s not really a man he’s a girl pretending to be a man since the Alabamians won’t allow gay marriage 😔
“That guy over there is such a Johnson Robinson”
The hottest most badass guy ever
Reece’s puffs Reece’s puffs peanut butter chocolate flavour - Reece Johnson
Is the only black guy that is with the KKK loves to suck white cocks and loves asians
"Garrison Johnson is black?" "but he's with the kkk"