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alcoholic influence, typically followed by "blinders"...
yo jay had "fog lights" on last night when he hit travis...
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An otherwise skinny girl has bad cellulite on her thighs. Often the girl is in poor physical shape but since she refuses to eat anything but a salad and ice-cubes, she appears skinny.
Damn that girls looks good...let me check out her ass....OH NO! Cellu-light!
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To have sexual relations using a glow-in-the-dark condom.
Man: I am feeling rather randy, dear. It is a good thing you bought some protective sheaths.
Woman: Indeed i did, sir. And they just so happen to appear phosphorescent when exposed to light!
Man: Well, old bean, i suppose we must LIGHT THE WAY!
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An item from the game RuneScape, that lower your weight in kg by 3, Making you regain run energy faster, and thus running for a longer time.
When I have my Boots of Lightness on I feel like I could outrun a black man!
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a hobo salutation, usually given as advice or in parting. it is a reminder not to hit the hooch too hard. Drinking can be a healthy way to pass time and socialize, just make sure it’s a subtle as opposed to an overt contributor. The biggest problem with overly liberal use it is often the impetus behind abuse of all colours. Fighting, embarrassing falls, TMI; they’re all the result of excess libations.
Remember to to take it easy & tap it light.
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What an American says when desiring to speak in an Australian accent. Sounds like "Razer blades."
Guy 1: Have you ever wanted to speak in an Australian accent?
Guy 2: Dude yes!
Guy 1: Just say "rise up lights" and you'll be saying "razor blades" in an Australian accent!
Guy 2: Wow dude you're right!
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I've been tryna call
I've been on my own for long enough
Maybe you can show me how to love, maybe
I'm going through withdrawals
You don't even have to do too much
You can turn me on with just a touch, baby
I look around and
Sin City's cold and empty (oh)
No one's around to judge me (oh)
I can't see clearly when you're gone
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust
(Hey, hey, hey)
I'm running out of time
'Cause I can see the sun light up the sky
So I hit the road in overdrive, baby, oh
The city's cold and empty (oh)
No one's around to judge me (oh)
I can't see clearly when you're gone
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust
I'm just walking by to let you know (by to let you know)
I can never say it on the phone (say it on the phone)
Will never let you go this time (ooh)
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
(Hey, hey, hey)
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
Guy1: “Hey what are the blinding lights lyrics?”
Guy2: “I don’t know let’s look at them on the urban dictionary.”