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Someone who takes massive shits.
That there is an absolute log layer of a man!
A Mexican Yule Log is an alcoholic beverage consisting of tequila and egg nog.
-Dude you just threw up all over the Christmas tree!
-Yeah, I chugged an entire Mexican Yule Log.
This is a scenario in which a female (lactating mom) “in a surprise fashion” lactating on
Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.
Suddenly as I looked up I was getting showered with my wife’s breast milk instead of saying I am pooping here and freaking out you say “stop giving me a white Christmas log”
Or
Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!
Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"
Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"
A joint sprayed with terpenes and dipped in kief.
Connor: Just rolled a fat mossy log
Ricky: Damn let’s go smoke it
this is the shit that comes out of someone's ass while a john glenn is happening, or because of a john glenn
"dude i feel a johnny log coming out!"
"aw hell yeah lemme get some of that aw yeah man aw yeah"
Referring to penis size.
"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"