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Mad mailman

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts Moxie and Jagermeister.

Me: So all the galsses were dirty, except the pint glasses, so I made a huge mad mailman for myself, then like six or seven more.

You: How's that turn out?

Me: Not etirely sure, but I woke up this morning in the midst a fistfight with my mailbox.

by The Mad Mailman February 1, 2011

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Volcom-madness

Obsession and madness induced from the working in a Volcom store and the wearing of Volcom merchandising. Behavior includes yelling at strangers wearing Volcom paraphernalia, having an entire wardrobe of their clothes and dreaming about working there again.

"OMG, he's wearing a Volcom T-shirt!" "Had another dream about Volcom last night" "Did you see their new range online??"-She has the Volcom-madness, She caught the Volcom madness from working there too long.

by IHeartAshley April 9, 2011

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Meatball Madness

A group of fat people.

Naw son, This parties whack. Its all Meatball Madness over here.

by hydenthem August 26, 2011

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as mad as a hatter

This goes back to the time when the people in the hat industry wound up with mercury poisoning due to the process of manufacturing the felt for hats.

He is as mad as a hatter,

by WDD2 April 28, 2016

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mad bombed

mad bombed is when a person has comsumed a considerable amount of alcohol. Another word for being exceptionally drunk/off your face or the consequences (hangover) which will occur the next day after many a drink.

'i am mad bombed', 'nice being massively bombed last night mate', 'im mad bombed this morning, fuck lectures'.

by bants February 4, 2009

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Mad Dumper

Revived from the year 2004.. In 2016 there was yet another mad dumper.. Shitting in the stalls clearly on the floor for everyone to see! Though he was never thwarted, we fear the day he shits again, once again.. Answering the age old question as to why corn sticks to our doo-doo.

Student: Uh.. Ms. Barben! The mad dumper is back again! There more corn filled poo on the floor!

Ms. Barben: God dammit, I'm trying to teach World History and this fucker is taking shits on the floor..!

by BluntsMcGee May 9, 2016

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mad care

The response to something so inane that you absolutely can not be bothered to think about. Even for a second.

Q: "Did you hear that the local rappers are angry we're going to see Kanye?"
A: "Mad care"

by Hamds January 14, 2014

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