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feeling a womens ass full of quarters, and then putting a string of beads in her ass. yank beads at incredible speed and SPLOOSH!!!! JACKPOT!!
Dude, I totally gave that chick a las vegas slot machine last night.
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a girl sits naked across a table with her legs spread and you bounce a quarter into her vagina as it inserts in like a slot machine quarter entry.
"yeah i know it was gay."
"why what happened"
"some wigger did an atlantic city slot machine to my girlfriend and i got so pissed off."
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Someone who drinks monster bombs
He got totally shit-housed off of those monster bombs last night. He was such a Green Mean Drinking Machine.
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Man check that wrinkled old golf bitch, she's got washing machine face.
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The gulp gulp machine 3000 is something these hoes, whores, and sluts use because they can’t get any blowjobs.
GULP GULP MACHINE 3000
Is a object used as mouth of a sexy bitch (no offense women) to suck your 1 cm dick.
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When three guys take a revolver pistol, shove it up their ass, and take a shit in the barrel. They then remove the gun, shove it into a girls vagina and make her queef on the gun. They each suck their own queef, shit pistol and puke all over the girl and then kill themselves.
I want to do the old western queef machine with my math teacher, Dale!
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One of the greatest qoutes from the wisest mind of our generation. Other qoutes by him include "Who you calling Pinhead!" and "FINLAAAAAND!!!!". Genius.
Patrick- You may be an open book Spongebob, but I am a bit more complicated than that. The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma. (thought bubble appears showing the milk following down as the downfall of society, and how it screwed itself over by the fact that the milk fell by itself. The cloth resembles the high class of society, which carries the milk (society) and gets corrupted by the milk. The enigma is what caused the milk to fall in the first place? This some deep shit patrick)
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