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this is a mythical condition affecting only those with the ability to bull-shit. This is sometimes brought on by a severe portion of bull-shit brew. It means when ones eye simply cannot keep still, it continues to move around as if by magic, hence the name. This also aids the keeper of the magic dancing eye to hypnotise and lure mmmmmen back to shag-pads for lattes. These dancing eye goddesses are also sometimes referred to ladies in the street but freaks in the bed.
Mmmmman 1: Hey, is she looking at you or me?
Mmmmman 2: Neither, i think you'll find that's a magical dancing eye goddess... i must be with her now!
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1. Hot Chocolate Powder. It flames up when you throw it in your campfire.
I threw my magic boom dust into the fire, pretending to be a Native American Shaman
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(BMM) The brown streaking marks left in a toilet bowl after flushing large amounts of soft fecal matter. Usually the result of eating burritos and drinking multiple beers.
"Ricardo is gonna kill me. I brown magic markered his toilet. Fuck! Hand me a towel"
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1) On British streets there is so many drugs, that even dealers don't know all pf them. MMJ is one of them, documented among others by the creators of a British parodial show Brass Eye.
2) A music track created by the British psychedelic electronic dance music duo Younger Brother. Features Simon Posford (Hallucinogen) and Benji Vaughan (Prometheus). Appeared on their first album, A Flock of Bleeps. Available on Twisted Records.
Let's pump ourselves full of magic monkey juice and take a trip to spaceland!
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1. A song written by Leonard Lipton and Peter Yarrow. The lyrics for the song were based off a poem Leanard Lipton wrote in collage and the song became popular when the group Peter, Paul and Mary sang it. It is about a boy named Jackie Paper and and his imaginary dragon friend named Puff. In 1978 there was an animated TV special based off of it.
2. A slang term used for marijuana.
Puff the magic dragon lives by the sea, and .....*rest of song here*
Stoner 1: Yo, I was watching Puff the magic dragon last night. It took me on a wild trip.
Stoner 2: I was there with you. I think.
Stoner 1: I don't remember. But do you remember the pink tiger? Then a picture of little elfs took me to a forest of the magic tree.
One confused kid or a old person who has seen the real movie: I don't remember that.... I got to watch it again.
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n. 1 a term describing a male who can contort his body into numerous positions. 2 a term describing a man who can tie his penis into a knot.
"And on a sad note, in today's news the Magic Pretzel Man has died of a urinary infection. He is survived by his son, Peiner."
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A place (usually a tree house) where people go to smoke marijuana.
Hey do you want to go smoke weed in the magic tree house?
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