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an innocent girl, naive, in all sense of the word a virgin
did you see the new girl? shes such a virgin mary.
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A sexual act consisting of inserting an umbrella into your partner's vagina, and then opening it.
That bitch wanted to use a ball-stretcher on me, so I gave her a Mary Poppins to show her what it was like!
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A delicious beverage mixing vodka, hot sauce, vodka, spices, vodka, tomato juice, vodka, horseradish, vodka, and whatever else; best drank on a boat on Sundays, a wonderful and recommended substitute for going to church.
Today I was lucky enough to have one of Triscinny's world famous bloody marys. I liked it so much that I stuck my tallywhacker in it!
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Total awesomeness in epic proportions, almost impossible to believe.
That machine that turns water into soda in the comfort of your own home is so Mary Zoo.
Holmes told a Mary Zoo story, it was better than phenomenal.
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A girl who is flirtatious with almost any member of the opposite sex and pretending it is only innocent behaviour, often with the primary intention of fishing for compliments. She flirts with boys but has no intention of hooking up with them. Often giving them the impression that she has interest, but this will usually lead into a trap, or essentially "tricking" the boy into developing feelings for the girl. And in turn the boy will be stunned when he is rejected. Girls who do this are typically English, and/or starved for attention. AVOID AT ALL COST!
Mate 1: "dude, she was all over me on the first date. but left at her front door..."
Mate 2: "that sux dude, that girls sounds like A Real Mary"
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The bestest, prettiest, most amazing girl ever. A wonderful person.
Mary Tayloe is a cool person
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