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a packet of taco bell hot sauce commonly used as currency in Mexico
everyone knows mexican dollars are the best tasting ones.
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When three people sit in the back seat of a car, and a fourth lays across all three of their laps. The person laying is the Mexican Seatbelt, and calls "Mexican Seatbelt" upon assuming this position.
"MEXICAN SEATBELT"
"Dude, your elbow is crushing my balls"
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I drove by the park and there were some people doing the mexican tapdance
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Ancient form of fixing anything by wrapping it with duct tape,adding extra twigs from a dead tree, and squeezing lemon juice all over it. Can also cure cuts and abrasions. If you add hot pepper to it and drink it sans tape and twigs it becomes mexican medicine.
Yo man Crispin cut off his pinky. Nothin Antonio cant cure with some mexican science.
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Refers to a skimped sac of black tar heroin, normally weighing out to 7/10ths of a gram instead of a whole gram. The reason dealers practice such "Jew behavior" is because heroin addicts will only bitch and moan about being jipped for less than a minute, until they can't stand feeling sick, and thus they'll take what they can get at that time. This doesn't excuse the dealers for their shitty service however, and they should be ashamed for having such poor practice. The only time a Mexican Gram would be remotely acceptable, is if the quality of the heroin is so balls-out amazing, that the users joined "team Nod-Squad" instantaneously after smoking/slamming/snorting/booty-bumping that shit.
My dealer is such a Jew for selling me a Mexican Gram time and time again.
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A brick, paper-clip, or lock pick set. Preferrably the brick, since Mexicans can't afford lock pick sets.
We couldn't open the front door, so we used our Mexican key to get in.
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Pretty much a gang bang where a girl is getting hit in the face by several male penis'
A bunch of us got together last night and gave that girl a mexican pinata!
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