mexican stop

The act of driving past any posted stop sign, but without ever coming to a complete stop. Applys to both the acts of slowing down and coasting through and blatantly shooting through an intersection. (It's named such after the origin of the majority of recent immigrants who engage in this dangerous activity most often.)

I almost T-boned a soccer mom today because she pulled a mexican stop at the intersection.

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mexican dollar

a packet of taco bell hot sauce commonly used as currency in Mexico

everyone knows mexican dollars are the best tasting ones.

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Mexican Seatbelt

When three people sit in the back seat of a car, and a fourth lays across all three of their laps. The person laying is the Mexican Seatbelt, and calls "Mexican Seatbelt" upon assuming this position.

"MEXICAN SEATBELT"

"Dude, your elbow is crushing my balls"

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mexican tapdance

soccer or playing soccer

I drove by the park and there were some people doing the mexican tapdance

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mexican science

Ancient form of fixing anything by wrapping it with duct tape,adding extra twigs from a dead tree, and squeezing lemon juice all over it. Can also cure cuts and abrasions. If you add hot pepper to it and drink it sans tape and twigs it becomes mexican medicine.

Yo man Crispin cut off his pinky. Nothin Antonio cant cure with some mexican science.

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Mexican Gram

Refers to a skimped sac of black tar heroin, normally weighing out to 7/10ths of a gram instead of a whole gram. The reason dealers practice such "Jew behavior" is because heroin addicts will only bitch and moan about being jipped for less than a minute, until they can't stand feeling sick, and thus they'll take what they can get at that time. This doesn't excuse the dealers for their shitty service however, and they should be ashamed for having such poor practice. The only time a Mexican Gram would be remotely acceptable, is if the quality of the heroin is so balls-out amazing, that the users joined "team Nod-Squad" instantaneously after smoking/slamming/snorting/booty-bumping that shit.

My dealer is such a Jew for selling me a Mexican Gram time and time again.

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Mexican Whisper

When a person or group of persons talk in a whisper tone with a normal volume loud enough to be easily overheard. Sometimes, but not often used intentionally as a threat or intimidation tactic.

I ducked into the nearest store after I heard some people Mexican Whisper that they were going to steal the gringo's wallet and let their dog rape him.

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