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V. The swipping of ones ass to accumulate cake batter on the forefinger, then performing a quick stroke over an unsuspecting victims upper lip (just beneath the nose). Also known as a Dirty Sanchez.
I counteracted his Spoony Sam with a quick Muddy Mike, leaving reminants of corn and nuts on his lip.
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Acts like a arrogant ma se poes. Cant vark teach to save his life. He is the definition of Down Syndrome. he takes shits out of his intestine sack.
Eg. Big Mike se ma se poes.
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To feel like the third wheel due to excessive awkwardness on the part of the people that you are with.
I was mike triking it the other night when I went to the movies with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Sometimes, I just want to tell Caroline and Robert to just go ahead and do it, because they are flirting so much that I feel like a freaking mike trike.
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A real jerk who is homo for his dad and has no friends and his mum is gay, his dad is les, his granny tranny, his grandpap a trap, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry non-binary, a ginger wanna be and is a short stack
That stupid dude is such a mike hanes
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When these two names are combined, the Most Amazing thing will happen! There will be love at First Sight! There will be a bond formed that will be indestructible. Once they are connected, No one will ever be able to separate them. The Love created will be second to none! There will be a constant need for an explanation of experiences that will never be defined! There will be a bond of caring for each other that will come as natural as the sun setting. There will be a level of intimacy that will not be able to be measured. When you add these names together, it will be described as two puzzle pieces connecting as a perfect fit. Their bodies will connect as one as if they were made for each other. It will create an unbreakable bond! If you dare to EVER separate them, it will be like the most powerful magnet know to mankind and immediately return to each other. No matter what, they will always find their way back together!! When these two names are connected and you are an outsider looking in, then you will be a witness to the most amazing thing ever experienced in your life. It will make you question your life and wonder if you could ever experience such love . You will have a front row seat to the most defined “True Love” you have ever seen. You will be so jealous of what they have, that you will be questioning your own life for eternity.
Once these two names are connected, the whole world will stop and take notice to the most breathtaking relationship ever created!!!!
Mike and Julia together are the definition of True Love.
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a generic term for a white man with proto-fascist beliefs and nostalgia for the Antebellum America; the last hope for a Republican party that can be united by nothing other than white nationalism
fuck we still don't have a Speaker of the House.
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do
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