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The act of taking something positive and productive and, with good intentions, destroying it.
I used to go to Turfmonster.com until the idiot operators decided to turf monster the site making it bulky and unusable.
Our soccer team was completely solid until it was handed off to another coach who proceeded to cut players and turf monster the whole thing.
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a person that has become extremely salty. They are extremely embarrassed or mad at something.
person 1: You just got your ankles broken!!
Person 2: SALT MONSTER!
Person 3(salt monster): damn.
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a monster that like fecal
tpypically a fecal monster would be releated to a smurf
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When someone throws up all over another persons dick and then gives them a blow job cleaning the dick.
Yea, that girl gave me a sloppy monster last night...Very kinky!
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An individual with magnificent and powerful intelligence with which he/she is able to defeat all other mindpowers.
In the words of Decker...
"I'm like a Knowledge Monster, you cant touch this!"
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When a man has a runny nose, and he uses his own mucus as a lubricant for intercourse.
Yeah so I had a cold last night, so I attempted a Green Monster, only it just grossed her out and she kicked me out of her house. naked.
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A man usually gay who loves the cock, They are in the Sausage monster state when they are taking many many many cocks any place you can put them at on time.
The dude on will and grace is a sausage monster
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