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Sex postition - Engage in normal missionary until male is close to orgasm. Quickly stand over females chest and take a dump right below her breasts. Then proceed to ejaculate over entire excrement, the end result should resemble the frosty tops of the Rocky Mountain range.
Friend 1 - "Yo, dude, that chick we met last night was nasty."
Friend 2 - "What do you mean?"
Friend 1 - "She wanted something called a Rocky Mountain Snow Cap all over her chest."
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90% (Inbread) ,6% ( Redneck) 1% (some rich spoiled kids), 2%( jocks), 1% (School Shooter) .....Where all the girls have been plowed more than a farm, and where the guys just dont care.
Dont claim Brindlee Mountain high school.
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this school sucks major peepee. Its full of Jack wagon O' tools. Everyone in this school is so pathetic they either have to have sex with everyone they come in contact with or they blow someone for the amount of weed thats about the size of an asian penis. everyone here is fake and there are only a select few of classy people.
I hate Mountain Vista High School, this place sucks, everyones rich and cocky!
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An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.
Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."
You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"
Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"
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A stale piece of shit hanging from a stinky black girls ass.
I was about to bang her in the ass when out of nowhere I saw a rocky mountain chocolate starfish poking out.
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time taken when mountain biking to smoke pot
Hey Raeqwon, I'm gonna take a Mountain Biker Water Break quick.
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The act in which a man takes a shit in between a girl's tits and proceeds on pushing the tits together to smudge the shit around, finishing off by busting a load on the girl's chest.
Crazy Sam really seemed to enjoy the Rocky Mountain Shit River she recieved from Josh last night.
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