mud ru

A phrase which describes the low/ almost non existent intelligence level of someone. In other words, this phrase means the person directed at is stupid, dumb, and totally moronic.

Lanbo: "Dude, do you know what 1+1 equals?" MOnkeys85: "Are you stupid? It's 85!" Lanbo: "ur dum! MUD RU! it's 2!"

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mud hoe

A dirty nasty stank hoe.a hoe that have sex with men and wont bath afterwards.a woman who keeps herself,house,and or kids nasty or dirty.a woman who has bad hygiene and a stank pussy

Nigga dont fuck that bitch she a mud hoe. Or that hoe is muddy

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Mud Cricket

A ride or die female that not afraid to get muddy and down to hit the trails with her man or her homegirls at any given time or place.

All I need in the trails with me is me and my mud cricket. She drinks my beer and takes care of me, just me and my mud cricket!

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stick in the mud

when somebody takes a dump on their hand,gets a boner and jacks off using the shit as lubricant

"i got a stick in the mud from stephanie booth"

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mud flaps

The human buttocks; specifically, the skin and muscle enclosing the anus. The body part that sandwiches residual fecal matter attached to the rectum, thus providing a buffer between one's undergarments.

My mud flaps felt like sandpaper, leading me to believe that I may not have adequately wiped myself.

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mud butter

Smoking your weed pipe backwards to get a hit off the resin in the front.

Having has weed in days lets mud butter the shit out of all my bowls!

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Mud Pie

When you crap in your pants, then remove them. You proceed to tell your loved one to close their eyes. Then you proceed to slap her in the face with the excrement ladened under garments.

I gave your mom a mud pie.

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