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muffin top

the fat hanging when you have tight jeans

Brandon has a major muffin top! Did you see him yesterday? He was totally toppin' it!

by stacey d October 16, 2005

39πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


fag muffin

a gay muffin
or just another insult

Shut up, fag muffin!

by lyke OMG STFU July 17, 2006

27πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


dunder muffin

stupid nonsence

you are such a dunder muffin, i dont even want to look at you.

by bopppppppppppppop November 9, 2008

15πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Murder muffin

A character who has murdered hundreds of people and can possibly kill you with his hands but his/her fans (fangirls) think of them as the sweetest person alive and will protect them at all costs

Eg:

Girl 1: I just love Loki and Bucky and what happened with them was wrong.

Girl 2: But they killed so many people
Girl 1: I know, Loki and Bucky are my murder muffins

by Loki_is_mine January 15, 2022


Muffin Mittens

When the clitoris of a vagina is so large and fatty that it gets cold and you have to put socks in your underwear.

"Yo my clit is so cold rn."

"Oh, just put on your muffin mittens."

by Whatupdoc October 7, 2014


danish muffin

When you creampie a chick on her period and you or one of your buddies eat it out.

Jenna serves a mean danish muffin mang.

by Dankomancer May 24, 2018


Hamster muffin

A popular video/picture of a muffin that looks like a hamster. Or is it a hamster that looks like a muffin?

Someone: is that a hamster?

Someone else: nah it’s a muffin

Me: it is a hamster muffin

by I luv dogs June 27, 2023