the fat hanging when you have tight jeans
Brandon has a major muffin top! Did you see him yesterday? He was totally toppin' it!
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a gay muffin
or just another insult
Shut up, fag muffin!
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stupid nonsence
you are such a dunder muffin, i dont even want to look at you.
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Person 1: hey want some of my muffin water?
Person 2: ...
a fat walmart citizen, on the scooter with enough muffin top to serve all the street dogs
puppy muffin mama is coming to her puppy muffin baybay
A character who has murdered hundreds of people and can possibly kill you with his hands but his/her fans (fangirls) think of them as the sweetest person alive and will protect them at all costs
Eg:
Girl 1: I just love Loki and Bucky and what happened with them was wrong.
Girl 2: But they killed so many people
Girl 1: I know, Loki and Bucky are my murder muffins
When the clitoris of a vagina is so large and fatty that it gets cold and you have to put socks in your underwear.
"Yo my clit is so cold rn."
"Oh, just put on your muffin mittens."