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This is a complicated disorder which can only effect nice white ladies, often in the educational or social justice fields of employment, or through church based organizations.
The most recognizable symptoms include having an earnest and idealistic eagerness to help the more marginalized members of a society, such as persons of color, or the homeless. This can manifest itself through things like bake sales and canned food drives, although occasionally, more touchstone examples (such as that of a teacher assuming the role of mentor and parent) can be observed.
Nice White Ladies (or, NWL's) know that they are just that, though believe wholeheartedly that not only do their contributions actually change the world significantly, but that they are somehow better than everyone else. There is more than a tinge of irony in this.
The male equivalent to Nice White Lady syndrome is the Savior Complex.
Bill: Hey, where'd you get them shoes?
Terry: The nice white lady at the church gave them to me.
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Aisha: That teacher ain't so bad.
Tameka: Only cause she got Nice White Lady Syndrome.
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A great way to rate any thing eg. Videos, pictures, music
John : "Hey check this video out!"
Peter : "lol nice!!! 5 stars"
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A saying that means if your mean to chicks (amongst other things) you'll get ahead rather than if your nice all the time.
If nice guys finish last then sweet guys have 4 tires blow out of the second turn and explode on the 3rd.
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This is a classic saying that a woman says to a man friend in an attempt to let him down easy.
1./ I think you're nice and don't want to ruin our friendship
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1. A phrase uttered in a Wendy's commercial pertaining to Spicy Chicken.
2. Also, a phrase said by someone who has released methane and sulfur dioxide
*Guy farts* Oo wee, that is nice and spicy.
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If you know a guy named anwar, you should be really nice to him on the first of December. As a traditional holiday, this day is officially recognized by the EU and therefore all EU-citizens must comply. Being nice includes: doing his laundry, giving him chocolate, cooking dinner for him, bringing him beer, giving him a nice hug, massaging his feet and giving him compliments. Other acts of kindness can be allowed, but only with explicit permission from anwar himself. Note: backhanded compliments that target his hairline are NOT allowed.
Hej jackie, I cant come over today, because it is National be-nice-to-Anwar Day and I am currently massaging his beautiful feet.
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A statement that has become very popularised in the last decade or so, which for the most part, is true. It refers to a man who compliments the woman he so desires, treats her right, gives her plenty of gifts, supports her and just shows her how much she really means to him, who will inevitable finish last in both general life and relationships, whereas the traditional asshole, due to their egotistical behaviour, confidence and manliness, ultimately wins the race.
Many women deny this simple fact to make themselves look more credible when they actually don't mean it, and instead say "Nice guys win in the long run", but the simple thing is, life is short, life is a 100m sprint, not a marathon. In the 100m sprint, there is no winner in the long run.
Some friend: "Why didn't she go on that date with you man?"
Me: "She went with that cheating prick over there. This just proves that nice guys finish last"
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