Bearded Fish Taco

A really hairy, often smelly vagina.

Nancy had never trimmed her cooch and when she didn't shower for like 4 days, what resulted could only be described as Bearded Fish Taco

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spear the bearded clam

To penetrate a very hirsute vagina with one's pecker.

"What you doin' after the game, Fred?"
"Well Joe, I'm well pissed and I've got a bit of a woodie , so I fink I'll go home to the old bag and spear the bearded clam".

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pussy drug beard

A disgusting guy that has a beard that looks like a pussy or like it smells like pussy. He could probably store and sell drugs out of said beard. A pussy drug beard is usually found playing guitar or bongos. He is a vibe guy and very chill. It is a stereotypical stoner beard.

The beard is very prevalent during play-off time when men are growing play-off beards in support of their teams.

That pussy drug beard from match just winked me and he makes less than $25,000 a year.

A pussy drug beard just moved in my apartment building. He plays guitar all the time and walks to the park without shoes to play hacky sack.

Steve is growing a pussy drug beard because he thinks it will help the Cubs make it to the playoffs.

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Eat your beard

To force someone to act against their will in a humiliating manner

I know you cheated me and when I find you I’m going to force you to eat your beard.

Red Beard Docking

Insertion of a beard (often braided) into the vagina of a woman while on her period.

My girlfriend is a hardcore pogonophile, and I'm a menophiliac, so tonight we're going to try red beard docking.

Epic Beard Man

Epic Beard Man

A term recently used to refer to the old man with the large white beard who beat the living hell out of a man on a city bus in Oakland who was threatening to fuck him up.

Name Breakdown:

Epic- Used to describe the epic thrashing power of this 67-year-old senior citizen

Beard- Refers to the large white beard on this epic man's face

Man- This one speaks for itself

For more information YouTube: AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT I AM A MOTHERFUCKER

Ex 1:

nbritton (1 hour ago)

The Epic Beard Man has taught me that real men can cry in public.
*salute*

Ex 2:

imacomputer1 (6 minutes ago)

Epic Beard Man is my hero!

Ex 3:

jlira01 (1 hour ago)

Epic Beard Man, you complete me.

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wet my beard

Crude way for a female to express her desire to go for a piss!

Im just off to Wet my Beard

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