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Clever nick-name for Amstel Light Beer
Me: Another beer, Pontus?
Pontus: Ja, Dutch Gold please.
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It's the amazing feat of having a good balls to penis ratio. It is truly the pinnacle of human anatomy.
Jimmy: Did you watch the world going Dutch cup yesterday?
Joey: Yes. There were some beautiful balls to penis ratios.
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Kosher dutch can be defined as it's all good.
"im sorry about hitting you"
"Kosher dutch"
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A sexual act when the partners have sex out in the snow. The male then shits on the females chest. The female and male then roll around in the snow with the male's penis inserted in to the females vagina, resulting in a "Dutch Fudgicle"
Joe: Eww. Whats that smell?
Mike: I gave my girlfriend the Dutch Fudgicle last night.
Joe: Did you take a shower?
Mike: No.
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if you're a female and you're facing a bukakke or even just a load or two, this is your number one defense.
right before it rains, you grab the sheet and hold it over your head.
boy, i was headed toward some serious bukakke until i pulled out the dutch umbrella
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The action of pooping in your hand and rolling the feces into a suitable shape for a chocolate. Then, spraying the feces with perfume to hide the odor. The person will then wrap the feces in cellophane and leave it somewhere where a person will find it.
Rob:Hey Bob, can you believe Joe actually ate the Dutch Chocolate?
Bob: Oh my god really? Eww!
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A punch thrown on behalf of a friend or significant other when they are either unwilling or unable to deliver the punch themselves. Also known as a dutch punch.
After Clair spit on me, I threw some dutch knuckles her way.
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